Need Help Guys!

Guys need help. Please text this person. Dig deep to your deepest arsenal of insulting words because he is a pervert. his name is Dr. JB Rodriguez. he is a surgeon in V. Luna General Hospital. He molested and anonymous employee. help me guys. his number is 09224914174. This fucking bastard does not deserve to live in this world.

Bottomless Foot Plane

This type of courage cant be bought. i love aviation, but not this much.

John Mayer Spoof of Lebron James' Interview

If you haven't seen the John Mayer Spoof of Lebron James' Interview. hre it is. You should watch this because this is really funny. Enjoy. Good times!

What Does Nike's Biggest Endorsers have in common?

Because Check means CHICK

While i was reading a Tiger Woods article on the internet, I came across an article in a website and i find it interesting because a blog reader brought up an intriguing theory about Nike endorsers and cheating on their wives. For quite some time now, Tiger Woods has been suspected on cheating on his wife with New York party girl Rachel Uchitel (click here for related story) and early rumors have it that the reason for his car accident was because of a fight between Tiger and his wife. As we are all aware, also suspected of cheating on his wife is our own beloved Manny Pacquiao. We know Kobe Bryant's history and how he allegedly tried hitting on local celebrity Michelle Madrigal (Michelle already admitted it on her interview with Mo Twister on Showbiz Central). Lance Armstrong and Michael Jordan can be included in this list. It bears thought, what is the real meaning behind the slogan "Just Do It?" I'm an Adidas endorser, but it looks like I should consider giving the good ol' swoosh a shot. Seems like they have way more fun than boring Adidas.

Allow Ramon Bautista to show you what Love is

He will sweep you off your feet...with humor! Laugh your heart out as he tells Cosmo how he'd woo a girl and how he deals with heartbreak, among other things.

If you don't remember him from Strangebrew, chances are, Ramon Bautista is still a familiar face. You've seen him demonstrating his dance moves in a McDonald's commercial, rapping with the late and great master rapper FrancisM, and learning new skills from the biggest rock stars in the Philippines. Maybe you even listen to him and his friends Tado and Angel on their radio show, The Brewrats.

Cosmo got the chance to ask him a bunch of questions, and his answers had us laughing!

1. What is love?
   
   Love is what controls our happiness. In the movies, it is portrayed by couples showing grand gestures of romance. However, in real life, love can be a lot of things that drive us nuts.
   
   
2. Have you ever been in love? What was it like?
   
   Of course! There's that electric sensation we're all familiar with but that feeling only lasts three months before and after both of you agree that you share the same feelings. After that, you get used to it and you act just like friends. But that is still being in love.
   
   
3. What makes a girl beautiful?
   
   A Cosmo girl-pretty face with a beautiful soul is beautiful. It's a big plus if she has some skill in something: like playing musical instruments, sports, math, or operating a xerox machine. It helps if she has low standards in a guy, too.
   
   
4. What are the qualities of your ideal girl?
   
   She has to be sweet, thoughtful, and chubby. Ideally, dapat may gusto sa akin.
   
   
5. How would you court a girl?
   
   I put on some gel and hope that she is overwhelmed by my physical attributes. If that doesn't work, I promise her a lot of things. If that still fails, I bluff withdrawing my interest as a reverse psychology method.
   
   
6. Can you give us advice on being in a relationship? How do you keep the love alive?
   
   You don't keep it alive. It will stay alive and prosper as long as you find happiness in each other.
   
   
7. How do you deal with heartbreak?
   
   It's hard. You have to accept that it is bound to happen. Most of the time, I just become bitter and think of things I hate about her. If it's really over, I try to ask her if she can give me referrals for rebound girls.
   
   
8. What would be your advice to many women out there who are looking for love but can't seem to find it?
   
   Saying "you dont look for love, love finds you" is like retweeting Paulo Coelho. It's a saying that is full of platitudes and it takes so long to come into reality. I say lower your standards.
   
   
9. There are plenty girls who feel very insecure about themselves. What would you tell them to encourage them to love themselves more?
   
   Life is a very enjoyable place and let's try not to waste time thinking and paying attention to our imperfections. Sometimes I watch Oprah and she shows a lot of people in terrible conditions/situations. I think she's sending a message to you girls that having flaws is normal. Or you can get into her show if your case is bad enough. In both cases, having flaws proves advantageous.
   
   
10. You are very famous now. What has been your most awesome experience so far? What is the greatest thing that has ever happened to you?
    
    Oh, I'm still overwhelmed. Many fantastic things have occurred and they are quite life-changing. One thing I remember is the PULP Summer Slam of '07 as the first time I went up on stage as the host. I've never even hosted a pamangkin birthday party and seeing millions of people looking at me is really awesome. The feeling is superb.
    
    
11. Of all the celebrities you have met, who is your favorite and why?
    
    I backspace many many times. It's hard to tell who's my favorite. A lot of them are really amazing.
    
    
12. Do you have a celebrity crush?
    
    Yes, Katy Perry and that girl from Lost in Translation, Zooey Deschanel
    
    
13. People say that you look like Vic Sotto. Do you think you look like Vic Sotto? In what ways are you like Vic Sotto?
    
    I want to look like him. Maybe when I become rich, I'll get Vicki Belo to copy Vic Sotto's face into mine. They say there's some resemblance so maybe it's going to be an easy and cost-efficient operation. I also would tell her to maintain some of my natural semblance with Luis Manzano. Oh wait, come to think of it, my face is perfect na pala.
    
    
14. What must we do to become famous?
    
    Join director RA Rivera's "Pasisikatin Kita, Iha" programme. He has made a lot of people famous like Tado and Jun Sabayton.
    
    
15. What was the nicest thing anyone has ever said about you? What about the worst?
    
    It's kinda nice to hear "I love you," but it's hurtful when they say "...loko lang."
    
    
16. What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
    
    Falling in love.
    
    
17. Is there something you dream of doing that you have not done yet?
    
    Yes. I want to cross over to the action genre because I've been typecast as a boy-next-door teenybopper guy. I want to play a vampire in a high school who fights muscular werewolves.
    
    
18. What do you think is your greatest achievement?
    
    Getting to a place where I can make people happy. I think that's pretty cool.
    
    
19. What makes you fun and what makes you fearless?
    
    I just try to enjoy whatever life offers.
    
    
20. Do you have any words of wisdom for Cosmo chicks all over the Philippines ?
    
    You're all very lovely ladies. When we get to bump into each other, please don't play with my feelings.
    

How to say F.U. in 100 Different Words

Just Click The Image to Enlarge

Here's an interesting one image that i came across the internet. It will teach how to say F.U. 100 different words. This one is really useful specially if you're mad to someone and you want to get a revenge over him. or her. Well here's a great and sweet revenge , curse him or her using any of the 100 words there and say it to him/her with anger. Of course you need to choose the language that he/she will never understand. hehehe so go ahead pick one or more then just keep it in mind so if the time comes that you'll be needing it, you know what to do.

I Love The Movie Hang Over

I just finished downloading the movie Hang over last Friday night and watched it a couple of hours ago. It is indeed a funny movie and if i'm not mistaken, it is the 2nd highest grossing Rated R comedy movie of all time. Anyhow, I came across this great article a few weeks back that itemized the expenditures the guys spent during their night in Vegas. So if you loved the film, I'm sure you'll enjoy this list.

Twilight fans,Edward and Jacob are Gays!

WHAT THE F?????!!!!! Edward is Playing Jacob's Nipple, and he's loving it!

Megan Fox's Replacement for Transformers 3

Last month it was announced that Megan Fox would not be returning for the third "Transformers" movie. Naturally, her departure raised the question of who would replace her as Shia LaBeouf's romantic interest in the film.

On Wednesday, after a week of speculation, it was officially revealed on director Michael Bay' blog that British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been cast in the film. The announcement (which misspells her last name) states, "she's the new female lead in Transformers 3."

Huntington-Whiteley previously worked with Michael Bay in a commercial he directed for Victoria's Secret, but she has no other acting credits to her name. She has appeared on the past four installments of the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show," and was a guest on "Britain's Next Top Model." She's also reportedly dating "Transporter" star Jason Statham.

Filming has already begun on "Transformers 3" in Los Angeles, according to theLA Times, and will continue across the globe over the next 4 1/2 months. The movie is scheduled to open on July 1, 2011.

Zoom Kobe V White and Gold Finals Edition

I want to buy a Zoom Kobe V White and Gold Finals Edition worn by Kobe in Game 2. But is it worth it? because i already have the Zoom Kobe V. Am I just wasting my money? Need Help and advice.

Can You Name 30 NBA Teams in 5 minutes?

Here is a good quiz i got from mentalfloss. Can You name 30 NBA teams in just 5 minnutes? I know some of you will do great, and some of you will not... Well for me I did a great job! How about You? If you want to try Just click HERE

Paramore SEE MORE!

Well I know a lot of you may have heard and seen the news on Tv and radio shows specially paramore fans about Hayley Williams posting a nude picture of her on Twitter. May 28, 2010, a lot of Twitter users were shocked specially Paramore and Hayley Williams fans when they saw the photo. The said photo was visible in the post for quite some time until it was taken off. By that time the photo has recieved 5,000 clicks from Twitter users.

Hayley reacted a few hours after the photo was removed on twiter, ans she said on her late night twit that it was nothing but a hacking incident to which she had been the poor victim. HHmmm.. but according to twitter users who saw it it was taken less than an hour after it ws posted on twitter so they are wondering if Hayley is telling the truth that her account has been hacked or she just accidentally posted a wrong photo.

Sinkhole Caused by Tropical Storm Agatha

A massive hole, caused by rains from the tropical storm Agatha, has appeared in Guatemala City. The storm has killed at least 146 people since the weekend as emergency workers struggled to dig bodies out of the mud.

Talking about when nature strikes.

Photo courtesy of Reuters.

Miley Cyrus' Cameltoe

Observe the picture.... what do you see? Yes... Cameltoe. Nice one down there Miley.

Pictures courtesy of Mo Twister.

Try This!

Stare at the Red Dot for 30 seconds.

Now face a white or blank wall and blink 10 times.

Cool isn't it? hehehe

Can you guess who's the model? hehehe

Just killing my boredom.

Animals vs Humans

I am watching Animal Planet and see how wild animals like tigers, lions, hyenas, etc. hunts food for survival. While watching, a question popped out of my mind... What if we are not the superior ones to the animals in this earth? What if today is like the medieval time or stone age period where we don't have the weapons, modern technologies, etc. Do you think we can survive our daily living if we know that these kind of animals are just around, watching us, or waiting for us to lower our guards and then they will attack us? I'd say these animals will definitely kick our Ass if we don't have this modern technologies or modern weapons to depend ourselves. What do you think? How say you?

Meeting Georgina Wilson

I finally got the chance to meet the Ultimate Girl of my dreams aside from Cherry Ann Kubota (She is only #2 though. hehehe). She is none other than Georgina Wilson. When i got the chance to be with her face to face, i've been dead for a minute i think and i am really speechless, no words can expalin what i am feeling at that moment and i can't think of anything so i just give her a smile . I am shaking and really nervous until she said "hi" with a gorgeous smile and that smile from her angelic face almost made me faint. It sends shiver down my spine. Of course i'm not a moron to waste the most precious and treasured moment of my life, after regrouping my shattered self into pieces, i replied with a Hello and introduced myself. I told her everything that i wanted say if ever i got the chance, and kaboom! Perfect! No Regrets.... what is it? hehehe SECRET!

Emma Watson's Burberry Ad with her Amputated Leg

Burberry used Emma Watson as a model and her brother Alex again for the Ad of their products. Question is... What The Hell Happened to Emma's Leg?????

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Shaq wants to enter the Octagon and Fight Lidell? WTF!!!!

Several athletes have crossed over to mixed martial arts over the past several years, with varying degrees of success. Former baseball slugger Jose Canseco embarrassed himself in Japan last year. Football legend Herschel Walker acquitted himself quite well in winning a Strikeforce match earlier this year, and veteran boxer James Toney will fight Randy Couture in the UFC this summer.

But will we quite literal see the biggest MMA crossover of them all any time soon?

UFC president Dana White told "The Dan Patrick Show" that of all the celebrities who have become MMA fans, NBA legend Shaquille O'Neal is the one who wants in the cage the most.

"Shaq's been terrorizing me for years [to fight in the UFC]. He's been training for years," White said. When Patrick asked if White would face him, Dana quickly said, "Hell no! I'm not facing him."

The 38-year-old O'Neal, who was attending live UFC events long before MMA became cool, spends his offseasons in Florida training mixed martial arts. Last spring, he called out UFC Hall-of-Famer Chuck Liddell to face him in a bout.

But despite O'Neal's obvious size advantage, White is confident that his best-known star Liddell would have no problem taking care of O'Neal. White does give the edge to O'Neal if he were to face football player/Olympian/fighter Walker, who had his first fight earlier this year.

However, White did throw O'Neal a bone. You won't see him in the actual Octagon, but O'Neal is a hidden, unlockable character in the latest version of the UFC video game, UFC Undisputed. Press the right codes, and you can see O'Neal face Liddell.